May 08

Hello…..This my domain…So we talk about me….gurgle! gurgle!

 It is a warm May day…to be exact it is 24^th of May…

Hmm… a day after my Mom’s birthday, my Daadi and my Bhua have come….

They have brought gifts….I can see that…

Awww! They are not all for me….some are for my Mom.

Hurry Daadi….Open the bag….What does it have.

Jeans  and Tee’s …and what is that?...Shoes?....5 pairs?

Hey Hey ….It’s a little early for them, but let’s try them for style.

Hmmm! …  Not bad…. They do not fit today , but one day I will grow to fit them.



Nirbaan Khush hua....Ha ! Ha!



Okay okay…what’s this talk happening…My Bhua is leaving…..

No way.



Awww! Nibzu don't cry



How  can you leave me and go?

Bhua you cannot…Can you?

 

I’ll talk to my Dad…he knows everything…He will not let her go.

Well he says that she has to go to London….Ani uncle is waiting  for her....But she will be back sooooon

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Well! Okay Dad if you say so…..Promise.








Hey Daadi,thats not my chin....I am the lil' baby ...you do kooochi Kooo with me..  :-(

31st January Through years

Birthdays  on 31 st January

Nirbaan  Gill   31^st January 2008

                                                       JustinTimberlak 31^st  January 1981

                                                        Preity Zinta     31^st January 1

Through the years……

1961 Space Chimp in Space
31st January, 1961 : A chimpanzee named Ham sent into space by the United States has been recovered alive and well. The test was one of many planned to ensure that a human being could survive space flight, think clearly and perform useful functions outside the Earth's atmosphere.

1950 U.S.A. Hydrogen Bomb
31st January, 1950: President Truman approved U.S. construction of the hydrogen bomb, a weapon potentially 1,000 times more powerful than the atomic bomb

1990 Russia Mc Donald’s in Moscow 31st January, 1990 : On this day in history the first Mc Donald’s was opened in Russia, in the city of Moscow. This restaurant had served at least 30,000 people in its first day

1971 U.S.A. Apollo 14
31st January, 1971 : Apollo 14, is launched and piloted by astronauts Alan B. Shepard Jr., Edgar D. Mitchell, and Stuart A. Roosa, on a manned mission to the moon

The Poop Story

That was so embarrassing…really mortifying. Even a baby chimp would be embarassed,it would have surely set a baby Elephant stomping....

So,what about me....i'm a lil' guy.

Every man does need privacy….even a baby man like me…Okay!

Let me tell you how things got to be….the way they did.

My first two days were ever so busy…the room was always filled with people and there was so much happening. I never knew that these giant people could be so loud…some of them would bend over me and look closely….some said I looked like my mom ,others said that I was my Dad all over again. Later I figured it out that my Mom’s family found me a look alike of my Mom… quite contrary to that to Dad’s family whispered that I was a carbon copy of my dad….


Look at me...I am Ni'man
‘Ha! Ha! Guys …just you wait…I am just ‘ME’...a standalone creation’

.Well to continue with the ‘Poop’ story… I was having a great time, and for sure did not want to miss out any part of fun….so totally…utterly forgot about a thing called ‘Poop’. Suddenly it started becoming a big issue on the day two, and the ironic part is that I was oblivious of the whispers and sticky situation (pun unintended)….

It seems the docs were worried about this ‘Poop” thing. They took me away from my room to strange quiet room with small glass  crib with wires and tubes and the lady in white put me in this glass thingy  with my bums up, my  knees folded under me..I must have looked so very indecorous….how humiliating!

This room had big glass windows and I could see my family come and go ….and they all saw me like that….snifle ,sniffle….it will cost me my reputation.I wanted to hide my face.
What is my Daadi doing peering like that, and why does my Naani have her nose pressed against the glass ….My two Gramps ,look at them shaking their heads….All of them are kind of disturbed.

 They all come to look at me and somberly ask?

... ’Has he done it’?

‘Hmmm! Will somebody please tell me...Done what’?

Day three of my life….and I am trapped in the same glass cubicle …by now I was bored….and had all the time to get my system  operational and running efficiently. The awkward pose, had put my belly in distress and a little shift in weight caused a minor explosion somewhere behind me…

Wow! That felt good…Soon .after this came my first great ‘shit’…horrible. Smelly, slimy aaak! Shit…

Ahaaa! This seems to have got everybody excited….but please somebody take it away….It is smells awful.My Dad picked his mobile and informed the doc…. ‘He has done it’…
Hey! Dad this is plain shit,I have not won the marathon.
They should have told me that shit is 'The Poop’,I could have taken care of it anytime I wanted..
I was just tooooo busy for inane things like that in my new world…..

Ha!  Ha!